OMG so funny!!
How do you grill these
1 – Place the steak back in the cow to warm it up!
3 – Wrap the uncooked meat in cooked bacon. Bacon makes everything better.
4 – Stare at the steak till it gets nervous and cooks itself! I’ve been trying this for hours though.
5 – Pull the grill into the living room and hope your wife doesn’t notice. Claim it is the food network channel. She won’t care as long as she gets a steak.
6 – Buy two steaks from Applebees and put it on a plate and pretend you cooked it.
7 – Make the steaks confess their sins so they cook in their own guilt.
8 – Moo at it.
9 – Scare the cow! Eat…
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