10 Ways to Steak — November 18, 2016

10 Ways to Steak

OMG so funny!!

HarsH ReaLiTy

How do you grill these


when this happens to your grill…


Here are some ways!

1 – Place the steak back in the cow to warm it up!

2 – Eat a salad instead. Kale salad! Yum! These guys like kale…

3 – Wrap the uncooked meat in cooked bacon. Bacon makes everything better.

4 – Stare at the steak till it gets nervous and cooks itself! I’ve been trying this for hours though.

5 – Pull the grill into the living room and hope your wife doesn’t notice. Claim it is the food network channel. She won’t care as long as she gets a steak.

6 – Buy two steaks from Applebees and put it on a plate and pretend you cooked it.

7 – Make the steaks confess their sins so they cook in their own guilt.

8 – Moo at it.

9 – Scare the cow! Eat…

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I’m bored… — November 16, 2016

I’m bored…

Coll went to see Justin. So, I’m all by myself until 9. What to do? What do you guys do when you are bored? I might go on 4chan or YT. Also… I want to see about getting a 3DS XL in case I don’t get the blue one back… it’s a royal pain in the arse.

I guess I’m not bored, just lonely.

Sam

I am not doing too well… — November 10, 2016

I am not doing too well…

I went to see the dr today and my bronchitis has relapsed. And, add to that, I am contagious for two days (or more). Thankfully I am getting antibiotics. I don’t know what to say except words that I don’t want my younger readers (Dino that means you honey) to hear/read.

I have a new lovely! 🙂 Meet ginsberg420! 🙂 Welcome to my twisted life. :-F (vampire smiley)

Every subbie I have, I love y’all and you are awesome!

Sam

I have a new lovely! — November 9, 2016

I have a new lovely!

Everyone say hey to Lynn! Welcome! 😀 I may not have an exciting life (well I have some good days and bad too. I am only human.) but it’s still entertaining, methinks. LOL

I am getting a relapse in my bronchitis. I seriously have to see the dr so, tomorrow night, Coll and I will head off to my family doctor to a) have us both checked out — chest wise, and Coll will be getting her flu shot. I just hope that I don’t have pneumonia. I do not want my sister getting sicker. :-/

Sam

 

Well… I’m getting my 3DS XL back… —

Well… I’m getting my 3DS XL back…

Thankfully Toni has the ticket to get her laptop and my 3DS XL out of hock. Thank god. I am going to trade my 2DS and 3DS XL for a Pokemon 3DS XL.  and it is being released on 11/11/06! That’s like in a few days!!! I can’t wait. 🙂

I am looking forward to getting it soon. 🙂 I am really hyped about this, and since I can download the game instead of buying it in the store, I will have Pokemon Y and Alpha Sapphire too. 😀

It seems as if my sister has given me and Justin a cold. I hope my cold is just bronchitis.. and not pneumonia. I don’t need that sh*t.

To you Americans who are fleeing the country to move to Canada, I wish you luck. I’d get off my keister and move out of the country too. What a vile Prez you have. If you can’t come to Canada, I will pray for you. :-/

 

Hi thar… — November 8, 2016

Hi thar…

Coll is not feeling well. 😦 Jamie and Justin (formerly street parents) are making life difficult. I hope Coll is alright, she’s thinking of self harm which I talked her out of… thank god. 😦

In pokemon/DSi news, I may be getting a DSi, bc I want to take pictures, y’know surprisingly enough the DSi takes better pix than the 3DS/2DS! It’s weird, I know. And you can put them on FB too… so that is what I am getting once the checks are processed. 🙂 I am also getting a Blackberry for a (very) late Hanukkah gift to myself in February. I want to get Pokemon Sun too… later on.

Sam

 

I have an appt next Thursday… — November 3, 2016

I have an appt next Thursday…

The reason being is that, both Coll and I still have a nagging cough, well Coll is slowly getting over her cold/cough but not only do I still have a bad cough, but I can’t breathe. I tried using the puffer but still I have this wet cough. 😦 I think it’s my asthma and my bronchitis too. I just don’t want to hear from Dr. Doherty that I have pneumonia. That is the last thing I need on my plate.

I’m putting off the buying of the DSi bc I want to have enough to get Pokemon Sun via the eShop. I don’t buy the physical games anymore well, maybe Pokemon B&W and B&W2 and the other games… y’know?

Sam

 

Coffee at night… — October 27, 2016

Coffee at night…

I’m not entirely positive about drinking coffee at night. But here I be, doing so. I can’t wait to order a giant oozing with cheese and bacon panzo from Econo on Saturdayi. 😀 My body is ready. 😀

They are huge. I am not lying either. Like massive. I love the maranara sauce thitey give you. Yum!

Today was a good day. If I get my GST, I’m going to buy a DSi cos I miss all the shit that you can do on it. It will either be blue or black. Remember these babies?

 

Yepp that. I am going back in time w/ this thing. I want to buy a pokemon game too like B&W or B&W2, mostly B2.

My baby sister has a birthday coming so I want to spoil her. ❤ I love you Colleen (plug)

Sam

Come and meet Plumaria — October 25, 2016
Damn lung disease. — October 24, 2016

Damn lung disease.

I have asthmatic bronchitis. Someone shoot me. Every single time I get sick with a cold, it turns into bronchitis… and because I have asthma it’s made like 10x worse. FML.

I want to get a new cord for my mac. I am happy with my mac …. very happy. 😀 But my current cord is frayed and is a fire hazard. Soooo… Amir is being a sweetie and is going to drop the price of the cord! ❤

I want chips. Or a panzerotti. Something.

Sam